What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 03:46
Next, they tried...
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The Universe's Missing Black Holes May Have Been Located - ScienceAlert
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?
No go.
So they tried
Then came..
Why are people of mixed race seen as more attractive than non-mixed-race people?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good.
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...