What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 16:31

From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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A View to a Kill
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun